Ms. Prudish Diva and her squad

Hey there Blogosphere,

I would like to introduce myself, my name is Ms. Prudish Diva. I am a 20-year-old prude on the quest for a man. This blog will chronicle my past and present encounters with these young negro men out here and how I deal with them. In all my 20 years I have never had a real boyfriend.. I’ve had boyfriends… plenty of them but.. I have never taken any of them seriously (Problem #1). She never had a problem being single before but now she is ready.

Being labeled as a prude was not a self-proclamation, my family and friends gave me this title. Although in my mind… I’m a freak.. I’m just working on releasing it.. lol..
A prude is defined as “One who is excessively concerned with being or appearing to be proper, modest, or righteous. Keyword ladies and gentleman… APPEAR. Apparently I have a problem with what people think of me (especially my moms… Problem #2), because if I can get away with something and I think nobody will find out.. which really is never because I always have a fear that someone will find out. Yes, Ms. Prudish Diva knows she shouldn’t care about what people think but she can’t help it. She’s a work in progress. Ms. Prudish Diva hopes she will entertain you as she records her wrongs to meet Mr. Right.

There will be key players in my stories.. so just so you all will not be confused I'll introduce you to the Diva Squad which was started in '04:

Ms. Prudish Diva (me/original diva)- Ms. Prudish Diva is the glue of the squad. She is the one who relays the messages to everyone and who was friends with all the divas before they became the Diva Squad. She has the attitude and don't take no shit. She has a communication problem, being that she don't communicate... she don't like to call these boys at all... only if she's infatuated. Ms. Prudish Diva is vain... She likes them tall, carmel, and slim. She likes fine chocolate in all heights. She's not really into big dudes (as in them with the guts) because she is thick and her philosophy is if she big and he big then they can't do nothing but be big together. But a cute face and personality goes a long way so there are exceptions to every rule...

Bratty Diva(original diva)- Bratty Diva is the pimp. She and Prudish Diva are best friends and are the closest of all the divas... although she claims Big Mama Diva to be her best friend too... but they really aren't that tight. Bratty Diva is known for her pimpin ways. She's always keeps dudes on the team boyfriend or not.. although she just got caught up and is trying to change her ways. She likes them tall light-skinned slim boys but always ends up with an average height carmel ones.

Big Mama Diva (original diva)- Big Mama Diva gets the name cuz she acts and has an older woman's body.. She and Ms. Prudish Diva are best friends and she is closer to her than anyone. Big Mama Diva is not big.. she's only 5'1 but she got a big mouth. She acts like a mama and keeps a stable of dudes.. she is always pursuing them... Calling them constantly checking in (like somebody's mama).. she likes tall boys with pretty hair.. but will pretty much talk to anybody that will take her out... Some have called her a gold digger... Now I ain't saying she a gold digger but she aint fuckin with no broke niggas...

Tiny Diva (original diva)- no longer hangs with the Diva Squad but she's a key player early on.. She stopped hangin with the Diva Squad because she and Bratty Diva fell out over Tiny Diva getting a boyfriend and neglecting the Diva squad. She and Ms. Prudish Diva are still real tight and they had been best friends since 6th grade. Ms. Prudish Diva don't really like to hang with the Tiny Diva though because the Tiny Diva's friends are weak dramaful hoes... and Ms. Prudish Diva don't like that. Tiny Diva likes smaller guys (around 5'8) because she's tiny.

Squeaky Diva (joined diva)- The Squeaky Diva joined the squad in early '06. Squeaky Diva has a squeaky voice.. hence the name. She has always had a boyfriend... and has cheated since she found out 6 months into her relationship that he cheated... To her boyfriend=sex partner so she pretty much cheats on every boyfriend becuz thats the way she do.. She calls Ms. Prudish Diva her best friend too (Ms. Prudish Diva is popular out here)

Model Diva (joined diva)- Model Diva no longer hangs with the Diva Squad either... She was brought in by Big Mama Diva in the summer of '05 and left in the summer of '05 because her and Big Mama Diva fell out. Model Diva is cool with the rest of the Diva Squad to this day and she is a key player in some stories too.